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Thursday, November 25, 2010

John...from Gabon, and other interesting internationals

In my time as a single lady, I have met and dated many a memorable and interesting International. My study of the species includes; the Estonian who thought it was a good idea to give a booty call 2 days after meeting for drinks, a crazy Puerto Rican who kept sexting me pictures I didn't want to see, a jailbait Russian, a cheap Indian, two opposite Mexicans, inexplicable Armenians, an educated Eastern European, a junior high dropout from Louisiana (and, yes, I do consider the Deep South to be foreign territory), and an Arab contingent who could be a book unto themselves. However, after receiving a few semi-serious green card marriage proposals, I have decided that doing so puts a girl in many situations she did not necessarily see coming.

However, dating of locals has also gotten me into unexpected quandries, like finding out more than one potential friend-setup/blind date had gang ties. No good. No good at all.

I believe I'll quit while I'm ahead...and still single.