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Friday, November 4, 2011

I was raised to be polite...

Please do not mistake this for some sign that I like you, or that we are close friends, or that because I was kind to your face that you should bother me again in the future. There are certain things one does not do in "polite company," meaning, in public places you shouldn't cause a scene, be overly emotional or engage in any displays that would embarrass yourself or others. These are the rules which make public, social interactions pleasant for most human beings on planet earth. So, hypothetically speaking, you could hate me and want to kill me but probably shouldn't threaten my life in public. Despite risking a monumental beatdown from whomever I am with, you are making yourself look ridiculous, insecure and out of control. In return, I behave in a civil manner in public no matter what may have transpired between us. When you forcibly interject yourself into my presence or conversation, I will do my best to ignore your rudeness, lack of tact, sense of timing, blatant disrespect for me, etc. If you presist in forcing me into an unpleasant social interaction with you, I will do my best to include you in a pleasant but non-personal conversation. Should you not be able to get the hint that you have ruined my day, I will attempt to excuse myself (or myself and my conversation partner) politely and quickly from your odious, interloping presence.

So, given the case that I was raised to be polite and have some sense of social propriety and civility and you were clearly not raised in a similar way, how will you know if this pertains to you? Well, common sense, of course. Ask yourself;

Have I ever threatened this person with bodily/social harm?

Have I ever told lies to this person or slandered their reputation?

Have I embrioled this individual in what is commonly known as "mind games"?

Have I ever embarrassed this person publically or drammatically?

Have I engaged other parties to do any of the above social fouls on my behalf?

Has this person deleted/blocked me from their Facebook or other accounts?

If the answer is "yes," then the person you are trying to engage most likely wants nothing to do with you. Congratulations, you are a bona vide a$$hole and are not fit to associate with polite society. Go back the gutter from whence you came and stay away from me. Thank you.


If you HAVE done these things, but have since sincerely apologized, congratulations to you! You are one small step closer to being a polite and proper being. However, this does not give you the right to resume any or your former behaviors unless given express permission to do so by your "victim". If the recipient of your rudeness has NOT accepted your apology, or accepted it and mentioned "but..." and uttered any of the following phrases, then the person you are trying to engage probably still wants nothing to do with you. When in doubt, ladies and gentlemen, always remember that "no" means "no", and it stays a "no" until you hear otherwise from the horse's mouth.


These ALSO mean "no":

1. I do not want to see you again.

2. Please go away.

3. Please stop stalking me.

4. Do not call me again. / I have changed my number.

5. (almost any 4-letter word) _ + you!

6. If you were called names which DID accurately describe you and/or your actions.

7. If you persist in doing (insert what you actually did here), I will get a restraining order.

8. I have feelings of hatred/violence/strong dislike for you.


Also remember to use body language cues to know whether or not to aproach a situation. Actions such as avoidance of physical and/or eye contact, rolling of the eyes, gagging motions, and people turning their backs to you are all indications that you should leave those people alone. They do not like you. The best way to climb back into good social graces is to simply not be rude. If you want to go the extra mile, you might try going out of your way a little to be nice in an arm's length kind of way. In short, start acting like a decent, non-a-hole, human being and you will be accorded the proper respect you have now earned.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Kat hearts Dior (for Fall) by guest blogger Kathleen McGuirk





Diorskin Dior Poudre Shimmer in Shimmer Rose is a must for all cool-toned women this Fall.The palette of pinks includes four different shades. An almost cream light pink, a nice delicate baby pink, a blend of rose and mauve (very subtle on the mauve) and finally a beautiful easy-on-the-eyes bright rose. The shimmer in the shadow is soft and not overwhelming to fair skin, but it brings out the sparkle in blue eyes and make the whole eye pop! I noticed with this shadow you could wear the bright rose color as both contour and highlight and then also switch up the cream and the softer pinks. Taking the palette from a soft romantic to an edgier, new wave look. I experimented with different variations of looks with this palette and even on another stylist at work just to see what would happen with hazel eyes. I noticed with this shadow you could wear the bright rose color as both contour and highlight and then also switch up the cream and the softer pinks. Taking the palette from a soft romantic to an edgier, new wave look." Results with hazel victim were simply wonderful. The pink in the 'rose/mauve' brought out the cool tones in eyes, making them more noticeable and brighter. Both victims "Blue" and "Hazel" were so happy with their new looks and were pretty sure it made them look younger. I have worked with many lines over the years and one complaint I always had with shadows is pigment - it's either too much or not enough. The Dior was true to color in the palette - what you see is what you get. A pink that had the perfect amount of pigment so you don't have to keep layering it to get it exactly where you want it. This doesn't happen in the world of make up often. I have tossed hundreds of pink shadows for being liars. So yes, my fellow baby blues, invest and be delight. I have worn it every day. Eyeliner... Yes, I recommend pairing Dior Poudre Shimmer (as eyeshadow) with a thin line of liquid black, very thin, otherwise you overpower the sparkling eye effect. And, of course, also mascara. I am one of those people that think leaving the house without mascara is a mortal sin. (It surely IS a mortal sin, CincyGlam agrees!) Sure, natural beauty is great, but you should definitely wear mascara and make it better. Benefit's "They're Real" puts other mascaras to shame. I have been disappointed by Benefit when it comes to mascara so I was real if-y with trying this. It is advertised to make it look as if you are wearing fake lashes, accentuating length, volume and curl. I know, yeah right.. but wait! I put it on alone, yes, length. I did not see a volume change and just a bit of curl. Day 2, I followed my typical routine for summer, tinted moisturizer, waterproof mascara (one coat). I looked down saw They're Real looking up at me and it it said 'Layer me on that', so I did. Holy Lash Length, Batman, I have never seen my eyes look that amazing since I stopped getting my lash extensions. Length, Volume and Curl." It really worked. (CincyGlam vouches to the greatness of said lashes.) It lasted all day, no flakes under the eye, no typical Benefit blue smudge. I even work tested this, thinking surely the steam from shampooing, heat from dryers, and eye drops will break this. I really wanted to hate it. Nope, it lasted and still looked perfect enough to go out (and bat at some sucker to but me a cocktail.) Pair it with Dior's new Shimmer Rose, and you have mesmerizing eyes that stay amazing. CincyGlam is still waiting to reap benefits of Kat's "mesmerizing eyes" during her next visit to Louisville. :)

Friday, August 19, 2011

Review: Dior! Poudre Shimmer

DiorSkin Poudre Shimmer "ultra shimmering all over face powder"


I was sent the Rose Diamond color to test, but much to my chagrin I just could not make the pink palate work for me! Instead, I outsourced my testing to good friend and makeup artiste extraordinaire, Kathleen McGuirk. Kat has worked for beauty retail and as an independent stylist for over ten years so she knows her stuff. And as a very fair-skinned white girl with sunning baby blue eyes, she looks AMAZING in sparkling diamond pinks!



Her first comment upon cracking open the shimmery treat (and dipping her finger in it) was that Dior has really improved the concentration of pigment in this powder. Consequently, this all-over powder has the versatility to do double or triple duty as eyeshadow, blush and powder. At $44 a pop, that's kind of deal (especially considering that you won't waste valuble purse space on 3 separate products!)

I hope she is sending me photos of the Poudre Shimmer used as eyeshadow, as well as the lowdown on a new mascara she's in love with, but in the meantime if you'd like to try Dior! Poudre Shimmer for yourself, go to: dior.com and enter code: GLAM3 at checkout for complimentary shipping.
Need a second opinion? check out a fellow glambassador's review (complete with finished look photos and video) at GlitterBuzzStyle.com!

Saturday, August 6, 2011

the closet economist comes out (in a second-hand evening gown)

OK, its been a while since I blogged about financial matters, but I am increasingly convinced that things are going to get worse before they get better. I'm talking about the Dreaded Double Dip recession. Here's why:
*Major worldwide unrest and financial uncertainty is causing spenders to become savers and lock up their liquid assets. This is especially true for the top earners, because they have more of a choice to spend now or not. If you're looking for the ultra-financially-conservative to break us out of this frozen economic state, its not going to happen. The only way to get these tightwads to part with their hard-returned income is to tax it (sorry rich guys)!
*Political bickering is impeding the process of getting things done. We have the political equivalent of an old married couple with opposing financial views. while they fight about whether to spend their money on wars or social security they're getting deeper and deeper into debt that will be impossible to pay off.
*Pretending there is not a problem does not make the problem go away. You keep telling yourselves for the past two years that things can only get "better" from here. well, have they? Average folks have had to tighten their belts and make due with salary cuts so why shouldn't you (government) make some sacrifices, too?
*None of the economists have a clue what's going on with the markets. Does this inspire confidence? Want to give them your hard-earned money to invest? Nope, me neither.
*The housing market still sucks. I mean this literally. We have such a disastrously huge inventory of homes that people can't afford (foreclosures, short sales, pre-foreclosures, people who want/need to refinance) that the housing market is not going to be normal for a long, long time. For those of you who can still afford your homes and taxes, expect your home's value to drop (if it hasn't already, consider yourself lucky. go play the lottery. now.) Rent it out, lease-option it, use it as a chicken coop but whatever you do, I strongly advise you against trying to sell now.
*I do not by any means want to be alarmist. On the contrary, if you own a home you can still afford and have any kind of job (or two) you'll be just fine. You probably won't be taking any exotic vacations this year (unless they're to third world countries, which are totally a blast by the way) but if you are lucky enough to have a dual-income household and can afford to live on just one of those incomes you'll be in great shape when this economy eventually starts shaping up. And if it doesn't, you'll have a great nest egg saved in order to dip Dodge and move to one of those awesome third world countries you've always dreamed about.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Survey Says... Too Old for Minis, Bikinis?

21 more years to grow my hair out...score.
My mom is bikini-worthy at 60 and I'm hoping I got that gene to carry me into my antiquity. While some of you out there may want to heed this survey's implied advice, to those of you who won't - thank you for keeping life interesting.

Women Too Old for Minis at 35, Bikinis at 47, Survey Says - News - FashionEtc.com

courtesy of: FashionEtc.com

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Celebrity Crush - Catherine Deneuve

Sketch of C.D. costumes for one of her 60s movies.



I have recently become enchanted by model, actress and notorious nip-flasher Catherine Deneuve. With her help and a little dash of 60s sweetness, I realized even I can rock 70s modern trends without looking like a disco reject. Why is it important to find an icon of similar measurements, as opposed to someone with a perfect body and panache? By finding a doppleganger, you can try out new fashion ideas without taking the risks personally, and get some great styling ideas. No risk of personal fashion disgrace, and all the rewards? Its a great concept. Seriously. Think about it.

Kentucky Derby hat inspiration.

I am a huge fan of scarves worn in this manner, despite having earned a reputation for myself as a "Decoy Mulsim". Scarves have more chic factor than a lot of today's casual hats, and there is no such thing as "scarf-hair". They are also practical - keeping the weather away from your 'do. Scarves are apropriate for places where hats are not (nightclubs, churches/mosques, work, etc.) Versatility = value! Should you ever tire of wearing them on your head, wear them around a neck/waist/wrist/hair/handbag.

I think Heidi Montag may have taken this actual picture to her plastic surgeon. Check out her face...


(courtesy of Huffington Post)


Unfortunately, this is a neckline for perky girls.
I don't think Heidi could fit into this one now. :(

Playful...
in a beach cover-down and animal print romper.


<3 tres sweet <3
easy, casual
I love the super soft, wide corduroy in a shorter length for cool Spring mornings & evenings. Color blocking in light shades just screams for sunshine. Picture these looks with Zoe Saldana's Met Ball hair for this season... (Zoe Saldana hair by Mara Roszak, celebrity hairstylist for Kerastase Paris)


Tip: Have a relateable Icon. *Sweetness should always be tempered with a strong dose of sass.*

Aging well, the mark of a good Icon.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Fashion Comes to Cincinnati

Well, actually, it was already here.
Cincinnati has long had its own unique brand of style. Its hard to describe.
Classic, edgy, trendy but not too trendy, vintage-inspired but not enslaved.
AmareSinh posted their 2011 look book, including what will be on the runway when they grace Cincinnati with their presence next month. I've taken the liberty of posting a few of my favorite looks that will blend well with Cincy sensibilities.
I'm really digging this subdued, neutral palate with edgy detailing and color only where and when it counts.


AmareSinh - Melissa Jacket
AmareSinh - Rock Star Dress
AmareSinh - Jenna Dress
AmareSinh - Contrast Trousers



See the entire Fall/Winter 2011 collection here:
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0044/5632/files/amaresinh_lookbook_fall_winter_2011.pdf

Friday, March 25, 2011

Pretty Perfectly Put Together (in Pink)

Pretty Perfectly Put Together (in Pink)


This is my pink fantasy (created on Polyvore). Check out fellow Glambassador's looks featuring Simon G. Jewelry!



Create your own set featuring Simon G. for a chance to win your own pair of Simon G. white gold and diamond hoop earrings!



Items in my POLYVORE set:

Max Mara one shoulder evening dress
498 GBP - matchesfashion.com
Edition body con dress
$350 - topshop.com
Christian louboutin pumps
$995 - net-a-porter.com
Steve madden sandal
$75 - endless.com
Metallic leather bag
$6,000 - mulberry.com
Alexander mcqueen handbag
$2,195 - net-a-porter.com
Mulberry shoulder strap bag
$1,595 - net-a-porter.com
Alexander McQueen pink handbag
1,345 GBP - matchesfashion.com
Gucci gold wallet
249 GBP - profilebrighton.co.uk
Rose ring
simongjewelry.com

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Closet Clean-out ProTips

wth are you wearing?

wth are you wearing? by CincyGlam


A recent addition to my household means that I no longer have 5 closets + an entire basement for my junk. After taking truckloads of vintage stuff to boutiques, my friend's ETSY.com shops and swaps, what to do with the 4 remaining closets-worth and the shoe room?
Things no woman should own:
white pants, colored/patterned bras, short cutoff denim shorts, polyester, calf-length dresses (ahem Laura Ashley), and bubble coats.

I have decided only to keep those items that will do double duty. If I can't wear it in multiple seasons or on multiple occasions, it has to go.

1. Flip flops - Shoes and clothing that make superflous/annoying sounds should be avoided at all costs. This also goes for she who wears an armful of bangle bracelets to work, which is the workplace equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard.

2. Statement t-s - Anything with a logo on the chest/ass is for sure not work apropriate (unless your job title includes "corner", "evening", "trailer" or "go-go")so it breaks my cardinal rule of being able to be worn for more than one purpose.
The only purpose for these t-s is housecleaning (especially when used as cleaning rags!) and I wouldn't even wear them outside of the house for lawn chores - the neighbors might see. Since my neighborhood is quite urban, this could lead to honking and shouts of "hey girl" and so forth. Yes! Just what I wanted..... :/

3. Denim tops - I would like to argue here because its oh so redneck chic and because I do technically work as a farm laborer and I like to look cute while I toil, but its time for my favorite Diesel sleeveless western-style light denim snap-up top to go. Daisy Duke and I will miss you on the farm. sigh.

4. Minis/shorts/shorts - Been gone. I admit to my celulite. Moving on...

5. Shoddy foundations - A couple of years ago I needed a strapless bra for some dress I bought for some wedding. I was fitted at my fave local lingerie shop after discovering they didn't have what I wanted in what I thought was my size. No WONDER I couldn't fit my girls into that beloved size 0 White House Black Market strapless dress! Skinny bitch says whaa? Fortunately, my store does bra alternations for a reasonable price, so I could have all my 34's taken in to 30's for less than the price of new bras (because NO ONE around here carries my new sizes.) Luckily, I detest patterned and brightly colored bras (if you can't wear it under more than 1 top its a complete waste of money, no?)

6. Polyester skirts - Have you noticed that polyester and leggings are not friends? They do NOT get along. Someone's got to go. I will opt to keep you, leggings, because you hide my aforementioned booty cheese and winter white skin.

7. Club outfits - Since I am over 30, have a professional job and a man at home why would I be in the club? Clearly I wouldn't be, so why am I still holding onto vinyl outfits from the early 90s? Just because its dark in the club is no excuse for parts of you to be hanging out! The copper stretch 70s disco pants I am keeping, however. They totally come in handy for throwback night at the roller rink. (Don't know what a "club top" is? check this link: http://blog.dots.com/new-arrivals/new-this-week-club-tops/)

8. Cheap suits - Oh the dilema of "work clothes"! Thank God for business casual is all I can say. When pantyhose are written into your dresscode in stone, its either time to buy a lot of pants or change jobs. Suntan-colored Pantyhose = eew.

9: Any single-color camisole "Cami" should not be worn outside the home singly as a top.

10. Elastic waistband Anything - Save it for whatever you work out in, and keep it to the gym/home.

11. Polo Shirts - When was this a good idea? With thousands of top choices who told you this was cute?

12. Anything Ill-fitting - There is NO EXCUSE for VPL (Visible Panty Lines)!! "Muffin top" is not a good look for anyone and yes, even skinny girls have this issue (hello, camel toe!). Buy a thong, go comando, do whatever you gotta do girl.

My inspiration...
Allie's closet cuts:
http://www.wardrobeoxygen.com/2008/07/closet-clean-out-woman-in-her-30s.html

Thursday, February 17, 2011

How To - Geek Chic: From barely literate bookworm to sexy secretary

SuperGeekHotness = Leather/pleather + wife beater + 20 year old accessory of choice. Nothing says "geeky" like marching to the beat of your own, slightly crackpot, drummer. Tip - add one super hot item (like these boots, or some bling) to the mix to avoid looking like you just rolled out of a goodwill donation trailer.






Geek About Town: Look smart while running errands in bright shorts that don't look like shorts, an adorable bag (for your books, of course) and flesh-colored sandals that will be your new warm weather staple. Going to the "library" never looked so good!

Shoe options, because even Geeky Girls love shoes...




GeekRocker: Rock out with your toes out in these pretty patterned peeps. Pair skinny pants and a long top with a denim vest for amplified attitude.





Classic Sexy Secretary: Plenty of pockets on this skirt (for holding your pens and calculator). A crisp button-down, colorful crop jacket and heels add daytime polish.


Dress the blouse and skirt down with combat boots and something hooded for nightime rendezvous .



Date Night: Playfully perfect bright comfy dress, meanswear jacket and wedge heels (for those of us who eschew an uncomfortable shoe.)




Breezy Bookworm: Dress the so-fresh abstract print cap sleeve dress and distressed lace ankle boots with outerwear and accessories in a style not popular in 50+ years and BAM.



Shop these looks at forever21.